I build and run the AI that answers your after‑hours calls.

For HVAC, plumbing, and electrical shops on Chicago’s North Shore.

The problem, plainly

Your shop misses calls every week — after close, during a rush, on the Fourth of July. Industry data says roughly one in four inbound calls to home-services companies goes unanswered. Each one is a job dialing the next name on Google.

I build a phone agent that answers as your company: it sorts a real emergency from a tune-up, captures the name, address, and callback, books the job into your board (Housecall Pro, Jobber, ServiceTitan), texts the customer a confirmation — and pages your on-call tech in under a minute when it’s a 2am no-heat with kids in the house.

Then I watch it. That’s the part you can’t buy off a shelf.

It’s just me. That’s the point.

My name is Sam Ismail. By day I’m an engineering manager at a public healthcare technology company, where I build and run AI agents that process about twenty thousand operations a day — work where a dropped item means a patient’s test falls through the cracks. This business is a smaller version of my day job, built for shops like yours, and I operate it personally: I read the transcripts, I catch the failures, I answer for the result.

You’ve probably been pitched “AI” by companies with big teams and bigger promises. I’m the opposite bet: one accountable person, a handful of shops at a time, and a report every Monday that includes anything my own system got wrong — with the fix.

What it will never do

It will never make up a price — it only quotes lines you’ve approved. It never pretends to be human; ask it, it tells the truth. It never takes card numbers. It never argues with an angry customer. It never touches your daytime line unless you ask. And when someone mentions a gas smell, it doesn’t book an appointment — it tells them to get out and call 911, and pages your tech.

The fences are the product. Ask anyone who’s turned an AI tool off.

What you see every Monday

Sample format — including the section vendors don’t publish. Yours would carry your numbers.

The deal

$2,500 to build it on your price book, your service area, and your board. $1,500/month for me to run it, watch every call, and report every Monday. Sixty-day pilot, after-hours and overflow only.

If it doesn’t book you at least ten jobs from calls you’re currently missing in sixty days, the $2,500 comes back. I can offer that because this business isn’t my rent money — my day job funds it, which means the guarantee is real and the incentive to keep an unhappy shop’s check doesn’t exist.

Straight answers

Is this your full-time job?
No — deliberately. See “the deal” above for why that makes the guarantee stronger, not weaker. I take on shops one at a time.
What happens when it screws up?
It will, occasionally — anything that answers phones does. The difference is that I find it before you do: every call is audited nightly, failures go in your Monday report with the fix, and anything serious gets a phone call from me the same day.
We tried an AI thing and shut it off.
Then you’re exactly who this is for. Tell me what it got wrong — that’s the first thing I’ll engineer a test for. A tool nobody watches does what yours did. You tried a tool. I’m the operator.
What if we part ways?
Everything’s portable and documented — your number, your call history, the configuration. Month-to-month after the pilot. A service you can’t leave is a service you can’t trust.
Is a $79/month answering bot enough for us?
If you’re a one-truck shop with light call volume — honestly, maybe. Call me and I’ll tell you straight; talking a shop out of hiring me costs me less than a bad fit does.